Net Brains

I see hundreds of adult search engine optimization guys and gals always offering up their services on the industries message boards. New joins on the boards, with shitty sites and shiny grey Page Rank, with unheard of and never seen referral codes, and it really makes me wonder, does anybody hire these people to fuck up their sites when its so evident that they could not rank their own sites for made up terms like polyprolificaliatropica.

I mean in today’s day and age, in the adult industry, a “seo” by most people’s definition is a complete and utter joke. The first thing that comes to mind is usually not good traffic, domination of search engine results, and the dreamy wonder of how many sales you could turn from a top 3 listing for “big d1cks”. But unfortunately, saying your a SEO (in adult) usually means your a broke fuck looking for a $100 job to up someones rankings.

Speaking from experience, anyone with the ability to rank an adult website for even the smallest of adult’s terms can easily make that $100.  I will guarantee that a first page result for “gay white boys” pays out that $100 every 2 weeks. So with an abundance of terms like that, which are in fact easy for a seo, why would they ever offer to do it for a fee for someone else when the money is easily made, again, IF they had a fucking clue.

I responded to a post about someone offering “great seo for your adult website” on Go Fuck Yourself the other day and its inspired me/reminded me that i should be posting here and updating about my rise back to power! Rofl.

Things to Pay Attention to When hiring a Search Engine Optimist for your Adult Site

• Before you even blink an eye for anyone, have them send you examples of search results with their work, and what they have listed in the engines. Ensure the domains they are showing are indeed theirs, and check the serps history on those domains, to see if its a fluke one time thing, or if it has some weight and substance to them.
• A lot of Seo’s will show you what their ”clients” results are or were. Stop talking to these guys, you want to see results they have for their stuff. What they did on someone elses stuff with someone elses resources has nothing to do with your site and what you have, or with what they have to bring to the table. Unless that client is offering you their resources, its completely irrelevant.
• Don’t pay anyone that shows you long tail search terms like “barbie cummings suck the black wang” One nicely placed link will give someone that, and too easily done by accident. If they cant show you a big term, they aren’t worth paying. “Milfs, Big Cocks, fetish, free porn, black porn, gay porn, THOSE ARE KEYWORDS TO RANK FOR, not “”cocking milfs buttfucked backwards”. It is possible for quality search engine guys to have several small terms and longer tail terms and still be OK, you have to judge for yourself. They may have the brains and just not the link power for the big ones.
• When you find someone who actually knows. Best be ready to go ahead with the deal and be prepared to pay. If they do have a clue, the chances of them helping you for a fee isnt very high, and if they do, they will expect just compensation. Some of my terms made high 5 figures since the sites went live so its not info a seo would be happy to give away for 2-3k. If you are looking for good people, in this field it will cost you.
• Expect a backlink/site development budget. If you plan on taking on a project and expect to take search engine ranks away from big boys, then you will need a network to do so. If not from your own neighborhood, then from link purchase. This isn’t a one time, monthly thing, you will want them long term. If the adult SEO you are talking to hasn’t mentioned it, you will want to know where its going to come from.
• Know what you want. And know what the person you are willing to pay big dollars to wants and is capable of. Know what hes linking with, know what he is building pages with, take note of everything he did on his sites, and on your sites. You will not have this type of access to his or her brain forever, so use it wisely and get as much info as you can.

I think the most important part to stress here is to make sure that the person in question has quality search engine results, and/or a history of them. Look for quality search results and quality in the link strategies. Ensure that they are indeed the owners of the sites, and are not showing you others domains or clients. You aren’t hiring their last employer.

Im not sure if this will help many people, i think the majority of people who hire unfit search engine optimization specialists for their adult sites are just as clueless as the people they hire. And i think many are in denial to the sheer value of the service, that they are apt to believe that they can get results for a few hundred bucks.

For the last 2 days I’ve been doing the ground work for my 3-4 money sites on my new network. What’s a money site? Well by definition its the website that is going to convert our traffic into sales, its our closer, its the page that we funnel the traffic and links to and give the surfer their options. If done properly, you will have EXACTLY what your traffic is looking for, after all, you are picking the terms, and building a page to capture them. So its kinda like running a Shoe Store, and having someone come in and ask if you sell shoes.

Now I’ve picked out 4 solid big money adult search terms. Now these search terms aren’t necessarily the highest searched porn terms, these are search terms with a high volume of searches, and a tried history of conversions. Some niches perform better then others, some stuff is just easier to sell, and more in demand, these are the type of terms I’m after right now. So my terms are as follows. (actual terms edited but if you think about it hard and open your mind…well .. heh )

1. Big Cars (this will include fat cars, long cars, huge cars, etc)
2. Big Trucks (a synonym of cars, also including secondary terms as per above)
3. Latina Rides (includes hot latin rides, sexy latin rides, etc)
4. Old Cars. (Old Cars id Like to Drive)..hah sorry couldnt help that one (includes hot old cars, free old cars, old car movies etc)

Now the method I’ve always used is to build a site for each main term. Build an authoritative site (informative and unique content), remember that google’s mandate is to catalog the web, and make all the information in the world indexed, and available for the masses to display as results. Great news! The thing is that they only need each peice of information once, if you are copied content or offer nothing unique to the spider, it sees you for what you are. Just another worthless piece of html/php on the web, and not worth including in the live results, and why should it.

You build your main site with focus on the main keyword. “Big Cars” is a site built with a sole focus, outlining every type and make of big cars. The main page should not be overstuffed with the search terms, there is no real need if you build the site to be about only big cars. Just normal descriptions of the site will carry us through most of the best keyword combinations, like big white cars, and black big cars. On this same money site you should build pages for the different types of big cars. LONG-CARS.html, hugecars/index.html are all good combinations. I dont think there is a best way to name your pages, the most effective way I’ve found is to use all different types of page names, some in caps, some with hyphens, and some straight to directories.

When you begin to point links later on you can focus the majority of links to the main page with “Big Cars” link text, and follow it up by linking to the internal pages with their current topics as anchor text. Those sub pages don’t need to link to each other, but they must link back to the main root, to the money page. So your hugecars/index.html is linked to with anchor text of Huge Cars, and that page links only to a sponsor, and back to the main root with Big Cars text, or Big Cars Home.

The Big Cars money page/domain, should be very simple and straight forward. You know for sure that all traffic hitting it is looking for bigcars, so give them 2-3 solid options on sites to proceed to (sponsors of course). You don’t want them clicking around your site, there is no need, you brought them from the engines, looking for big cars, show them what they want, and where to get it.

I couldn’t stress these points enough.

Focus the sites on one thought, one term, and build the sites to showcase your knowledge of that term to the engines. Less is often better, especially with links out and traffic leaks. Again, you don’t want/need to try and sell them, they are there looking for what you have already, get them to the sponsor and get your 35$ commission out of them (revshare on some of them, depending on niche).

Always use unique text on these sites, NO FEEDS, NO COPIED CONTENT, it must be hand written, its the only way to be sure. And its well worth the time, you can appear on serps for a few days, OR you can take it with complete authority and hold it. If the domain or site had dup content on it before, don’t use it. I would also not use a fresh new domain for this type of thing, aged are far superior.

As I mentioned in a prior post about my early days trying to reverse engineer other seo’s stuff, to learn the tricks or figure out at least some proper building and linking strategies, I stumbled across a way to make it into yahoo’s back door. Yahoo search results weren’t what I was expecting to get either, but was a sort of side-effect of how I built my early pages. For a couple reasons, Yahoo’s bot really loved my stuff.’

For almost 3-4 months, I had reverse engineered some of the top seo’s rankings, I scoured over the first pages of serps and studied, big dick pages, blowjob sites and any other web pages i saw ranking in the top 10. I had wrote down websites I figured were all in the same persons networked, and basically mapped out all the players. It was fairly evident that back then, just a few years ago, that there was only about 4 or 5 major players, and then hundreds of “one offs”, people who ran single sites with deep rich, authoritative pages.

Now although I was getting a real good idea how the networks all worked, I didn’t have link power or page history to work with (wasn’t smart enough then to buy old sites), but I had all the other pieces, I had unique text, relevant links and was utilizing a new thing called blogs to push my content out to the masses through many different means. I actually solidified it one week when I built a bunch of blogspot.com blogs. Using the blogspot domain I added something to my domains and sites I couldn’t make. I added some trusted domain and aged links to the sites. Of course the sites and links were new, BUT they were on an old trusted domain, blogspot.com.

Now doing all them sites on blogspot really bumped things for me in a couple ways. Like I mentioned above, it gave me a trusted domain to push links from, and it also gave me this new neat thing called Atom, or RSS to syndicate the content to users. So after completing a bunch of fresh blogs, I headed out to several sites that were just beginning to offer services that allowed users to monitor and be updated, when an RSS feed was updated. One of those places who first offered this type of service to users was Yahoo.

This is where it all got interesting for me. I was running links and building sites to Trafficcashgold.com sites. Seehersquirt, CastingCouchTeens, Tinysblackadventure and ispycameltoe. And had not only built blogs for each site, but was using the blogs to all point to one major site for each niche, a money site so to speak. So I create these blogs and make my way across the 10 sites or so i found, that let you add RSS feeds, Yahoo was one of them, it was one of MyYahoo’s new features. So i added about 10-12 blogs to myyahoo that night and thought not a whole lot about it. I expected to get spidered by yahoo at worst, and maybe a few clicks somehow.

The next night, about 20-22 hrs later, i started to receive traffic not only to all the blogs i listed the feeds for, but to the sponsor. In less then a day, the blogs had been indexed, and listed in the yahoo search engine. And the listings weren’t 8th or 9th page, they were top 10. It was evident that adding the RSS feed to my yahoo, forced the yahoo spider to visit and cache the page, something that wasn’t so evident was that they gave major weight to any site that was added then, almost classifying all RSS Feeds as news sources, and listed them in the serps as such.

I had found a backdoor into the yahoo search index, and it led right to the first pages of results. The week following is when i quit my long time job/career in construction, and pursued my online earnings. Things were very weak still back then. It was still hit and miss with some results in yahoo, and they were very quick to fix the backdoor, and stop giving such massive weight to feeds, after all, it wasn’t just news sites and press sources using them anymore. But the 300-400$ a week i pulled from them for a few months was more then enough to convince me i shouldn’t be working outside, freezing my balls off for 20$ an hour.

On the far right sidebar you can see a list of blog domains I’ve had for quite awhile (original owner, never winter driven).

Some are definately premium blog domains and others are just not bad. I’m open to offers on all of them, but in no real rush to get rid of them. Emails offering 50$ and such will be ignored.

Chances are the ones i don’t get rid of i will develop, it isn’t hard to get ideas for them, the names make that self explanatory

1. homosexualblog.com
2. guysblog.com
3. galsblog.com
4. mansblog.com
5. womansblog.com
6. potblog.com (with pr4)
7. bongblog.com
8. pillsblog.com (with pr4 sub-domain)

Ahh with all the thousands of blogs that have saw the famous “Hello World” post. I wonder what type of percentage of wordpress blogs never get passed there. I know myself along the way ive probably set up and forgot more then i have edited and/or deleted the old faithful Hello World. I bet if the wordpress coders made the first post to be a random load from the admin rss feeds they could snag alot more bonus links and traffic, atleast assuming that atleast 2-3 in 10 installs end up sitting with the post up front and personal. But speaking from personal experience again, im sure thats close to the number.

Well, let me introduce myself, my names John and i work in the online industry. I run a network of sites that i use to generate traffic flows to differant companies that i feel i will be able to match up with qualified prospective buyers. Im basically a salesmen, using the media of the internet to approach, pitch, and close my customers. The cool part about this all is my cold calls, my pitches, and my closings are taking place while i work, but also while i rest, sleep and spend weekends fishing with some good friends.

 I’m nothing special, but I’ve found my niche in the web and a way to earn money from it, this blog is somewhat of a documentation as i go on a major work push, and try to solidify myself as one of the major players. You may find some of the stories and folks i do business with fairly interesting, infact im positive you will find them interesting. For the mostpart, i focus on sales generation and search engine traffic for adult companies. If you’ve ever searched for Rubber Boot Sex or Squirting Blondes then you most likely have come across some of my sites, or atleast some of my referal codes

 Thanks for stoping in Mr Hello World, this time you stay.