Jan
13
Hiring an Adult SEO?
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I see hundreds of adult search engine optimization guys and gals always offering up their services on the industries message boards. New joins on the boards, with shitty sites and shiny grey Page Rank, with unheard of and never seen referal codes, and it really makes me wonder, does anybody hire these people to fuck up their sites when its so evident that they could not rank their own sites for made up terms like polyprolificaliatropica.
I mean in today’s day and age, in the adult industry, a “seo” by most people’s definition is a complete and utter joke. The first thing that comes to mind is usually not good traffic, domination of search engine results, and the dreamy wonder of how many sales you could turn from a top 3 listing for “big d1cks”. But unfortunately, saying your a SEO (in adult) usually means your a broke fuck looking for a $100 job to up someones rankings.
Speaking from experience, anyone with the ability to rank an adult website for even the smallest of adult’s terms can easily make that $100. I will guarentee that a first page result for “gay white boys” pays out that $100 every 2 weeks. So with an abundance of terms like that, which are in fact easy for a seo, why would they ever offer to do it for a fee for someone else when the money is easily made, again, IF they had a fucking clue.
I responded to a post about someone offering “great seo for your adult website” on Go Fuck Yourself the other day and its inspired me/reminded me that i should be posting here and updating about my rise back to power! Rofl.
Things to Pay Attention to When hiring a Search Engine Optimist for your Adult Site
- Before you even blink an eye for anyone, have them send you examples of search results with their work, and what they have listed in the engines. Ensure the domains they are showing are indeed thiers, and check the serps history on those domains, to see if its a fluke one time thing, or if it has some weight and substance to them.
- Alot of Seo’s will show you what their ”clients” results are or were. Stop talking to these guys, you want to see results they have for thier stuff. What they did on someone elses stuff with someone elses resources has nothing to do with your site and what you have, or with what they have to bring to the table. Unless that client is offering you their resources, its completely irrelevant.
- Dont pay anyone that shows you long tail search terms like “barbie cummings suck the black wang” One nicely placed link will give someone that, and too easily done by accident. If they cant show you a big term, they arent worth paying. “Milfs, Big Cocks, fetish, free porn, black porn, gay porn, THOSE ARE KEYWORDS TO RANK FOR, not “”cocking milfs buttfucked backwards”. It is possible for quality search engine guys to have several small terms and longer tail terms and still be ok, you have to judge for yourself. They may have the brains and just not the link power for the big ones.
- When you find someone who actually knows. Best be ready to go ahead with the deal and be prepared to pay. If they do have a clue, the chances of them helping you for a fee isnt very high, and if they do, they will expect just compensation. Some of my terms made high 5 figures since the sites went live so its not info a seo would be happy to give away for 2-3k. If you are looking for good people, in this field it will cost you.
- Expect a backlink/site developement budget. If you plan on taking on a project and expect to take search engine ranks away from big boys, then you will need a network to do so. If not from your own neighbourhood, then from link purchase. This isnt a one time, monthly thing, you will want them longterm. If the adult SEO you are talking to hasnt mentioned it, you will want to know where its going to come from.
- Know what you want. And know what the person you are willing to pay big dollars to wants and is capable of. Know what hes linking with, know what he is building pages with, take note of everything he did on his sites, and on your sites. You will not have this type of access to his or her brain forever, so use it wisely and get as much info as you can.
I think the most important part to stress here is to make sure that the person in question has quality search engine results, and/or a history of them. Look for quality search results and quality in the link strategies. Ensure that they are indeed the owners of the sites, and are not showing you others domains or clients. You arent hiring their last employer.
Im not sure if this will help many people, i think the majority of people who hire unfit search engine optimization specialists for their adult sites are just as clueless as the people they hire. And i think many are in denial to the sheer value of the service, that they are apt to believe that they can get results for a few hundred bucks.
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